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We never imagined the beautiful and confident Chandra Upton, our family friend, would wear lace front wigs. Her terrific hair and fashion added so much to her femininity. But surprise surprise. The one and only remains recognized because of her attitude. Not many in town realize she wears synthetic wigs. It’s not so unusual.

As mere children in the hill country, we always stole the spotlights to every dance. In our twenties her alopecia took its toll and her hair wouldn’t be the same. I hinted about some human hair wigs. Even so she shrugged it off. Undeterred by her hair loss, she somewhat obnoxiously unveiled her bald-headed look.

Appearing at our university’s rugby game, we taunted the players until her loverboy retardedly threw the orb (or whatever you call it) into the bleachers. With quick reflexes she dove for the ball and her cute little hat flew right off, unveiling her bald head. Like nothing happened, she hurled the thing with a tremendous heave into the goal. Attitude, did I mention she’s got it?

But, it eventually got to her. Once we got together for a game of bridge, when she sat me down and told me that she opts to make do with a shorn head out of anger. She loved her old hair so much she can’t even think about beautiful wigs, secretly acknowledging she would wear them. At that disclosure, the punk changed the subject and requested that I can’t mention it again. She really needed help.

I wanted to help so bad. Later on, I talked about going shopping with me for a new lace front wig. Finally the two of us arrived at the perfect solution: lace front wigs for all! So I’m getting one too!

The both of us were stunned by the options. I didn’t realize that synthetic wigs could be so natural for beautiful people and famous actors. These lace front wigs were exactly what she needed. I coordinated an entirely contemporary set of outfits to match my synthetic wig. Out of solidarity, but you knew that already. Not long ago she sent me her thanks for giving her back her hair, and disclosed that it rekindles a fresh spirit that she’d forgotten. It’s touching to witness little miss attitude live a happier existence. And she’s still got the attitude.